Sunday, December 07, 2008


Well well arsechums, a lot of things have happened since we last spoke.

William Gallas was sacked as Arsenal captain, Cesc Fabrages was appointed new arsenal captain and the Arsenal defeated both Manure and Chelski in a short space of a few weeks. Not to mention losing 3 times to mediocre opposition as well. Yes, it's been that kind of season so far.

But today I want to talk about something else. Something extraordinary. Something called the stench of Emmanuel Eboue.

Check out the video for yourself and decide.

Saturday, October 04, 2008


Last Gasp Cesc nuf said. This boy's something really reallly special . But we already knew that. With Sunderland having scored a 86th min unlikely lead, we were heading into a second defeat of the season....But then, Cesc from a corner recues every single Gooner's weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008



The man behind it all. A genius.

And his protege.

The day Carlos Alberto Vela made his name in North London. A brilliant hattrick against Sheffield united 6-0 in the Carling cup 3rd round at the Grove.

I watched with bated breath.

Still rubbing my hands in glee! A few days ago we buried the Bolton hoodoo with a 3-1 away win and now we have this!

ESTUPENDO!

Saturday, August 02, 2008

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

just remembered this joke I heard from somewhere in the middle of this season.

A woman goes to the doctors and says everytime i have sex my pussy lets out a blast of wind which sounds a lot like “spurs are a top 4 club”.
Doc says dont worry,ive heard lots of cunts say that recently

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

I just have to relive that moment again...FABREGAS YOU'VE MADE MY DAY SON TAKE A BOW!!!




And because I still haven't had enough, here are some more replays from Dutch TV. :))))))))))

YESSSSSSSS GET IN!!!!!!!!

NOW TO WAIT FOR THE WEEKEND FOR MY ASSHOLE BROTHER WHO SUPOORTS MILAN to come back at the weekend aND I WILL GET THE PLEASURE OF GLOATING AT THE CUNT. THE CUNT WHO WAS PROBABLY aDOPted by my parents he's butt ugly northing like me...looks like a buffalo.
Fábregas shakes San Siro as Arsenal topple the champions

The King is Dead Long Live the new Kings. Arsenal last night made one of their most famous victories in totally dominating AC Milan in the second leg of their second round clash at fortress San Siro. Milan had never lost previcously to English opposition and now Arsenal are in the driving seat.

FAMOUS NIGHT FOR THE GUNNERS AT THE SAN SIRO...!!!!!!!! ONE OF THE BEST IN OUR HISTORY.. A TRULY HISTORIC AND SYMBOLIC ONE...

The display was redolent of the 1-0 victory over Real Madrid in the Bernabéu two years ago, which spurred Arsenal towards the final. Here there was once more an authority in every area of the line-up. Kolo Touré was still absent, yet that went unnoticed while Philippe Senderos was in so decisive a mood. Though Fábregas dominated, Alexander Hleb demanded nearly as much admiration in his slightly more advanced role.

There was no resemblance to the mauling endured by Manchester United in last year's semi-final. Any prospect of an onslaught lay in a display by the visitors that teemed with confidence.

Arsène Wenger hailed a "perfectly executed performance" as Arsenal became the first English team to prevail against Milan at San Siro. The Frenchman rated the display on a par with his side's win at Real Madrid at the same stage two years ago. That success was gleaned en route to the Champions League final, with Wenger hopeful that feat can be replicated this time around.

ALL APPENDAGES CROSSED.....


Saturday, February 23, 2008




I CRIED THE WHOLE NIGHT WHEN I HAD TO ENDURE THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN MY HEAD. I MAY NOT BELIEVE IN PRAYER BUT AT LEAST TONIGHT EDUARDO DA SILVA I WILL PRAY FOR YOU TO GET WELL SOON. I WILL PRAY FOR YOU TO WALK SOON .

AND I WISH VERY MUCH THAT PEOPLE LIKE MARTIN TAYLOR GET WHATS COMING TO HIM....HE WILL SUFFER THE BASTARD THE FUCKING BASTARD MOTHER FUCKER HIS SOUL WILL BURN IN HELL AND .....

too much...too much to handle. I will pray for you. I havent slept all night and the tears are flowing.

Friday, February 15, 2008

I havent been here in a long long time but as predicted by me at the start of the season we are sitting proudly at the top of the table. We spent almost nothing in the transfer window ...sold off our greatest goalscorer ever...replaced him with a Croazilian and a right back ( as if there weren't enough) . To make things worse, Gallas was given the captaincy, a decision that I couldn't come to terms with AT ALL.

How wrong I have been proven. Arsene Wenger, you DO know.
Your decision to hand Gallas the armband has been one of your all time masterstrokes.

Tommorow is the 5th round cup tie against Scum united at Old Trashford....like most gooners are saying I will be happy to beat them but won't be gutted if we go out cos we have bigger fish to fry this season. Namely Milan in the Champions league in 5 days time. After that for the league!

Come on you Gunners!