Well well arsechums, a lot of things have happened since we last spoke.

William Gallas was sacked as Arsenal captain, Cesc Fabrages was appointed new arsenal captain and the Arsenal defeated both Manure and Chelski in a short space of a few weeks. Not to mention losing 3 times to mediocre opposition as well. Yes, it's been that kind of season so far.

But today I want to talk about something else. Something extraordinary. Something called the stench of Emmanuel Eboue.

Check out the video for yourself and decide.